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Keeg the Ninja Monkey Villain


I am everywhere!

(Do you really think an evil genius will disclose his location?)


My phone number is available upon request to fellow villains and would-be minions.


I plot 24/7, 365.

The Ninja Monkey Minions and Robot Femme Fatales are available Mon to Fri, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. EST. They take breaks on all major holidays.